Jive-Ass Holiday Movie

Posted: December 10, 2016 | Author: jarhumor | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: art, b-movies, bad movies, blaxploitation, christmas, comedy, comic, Comics, cult movies, film, filmmaking, funny, Geek, holiday, Humor, humour, indie film, movie, movies, MST3K, RiffTrax, sci-fi, screenplay, xmas, youtube | Leave a comment

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The first ten pages of my screenplay LASER SWORD JONES VS. THE JIVE-ASS SPACE MONSTER can be found in my book AWFUL MOVIES FROM EARTH available on Amazon.

And I have a few videos on YouTube about Laser Sword Jones PART 1 – PART 2 – PART 3

Chainsaw Zombie Sleepover – Horror Movie Parody

Posted: July 2, 2016 | Author: jarhumor | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: 1980s, 80s, b-movies, bad movies, Comics, Comicstrips, cult movies, film, filmmaking, funny, horror, Horror Movies, Humor, independent, indie film, lol, parody, sci-fi, spoof, weird, zombie | Leave a comment

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It was just a normal sleepover for three friends until a psycho killer broke loose. Also, zombies from another dimension with chainsaws. Watch the Video on YouTube. But, look out, cuz the girls also have chainsaws. (Very) loosely inspired by the 80’s horror classic The Slumber Party Massacre.

My new screenplay, CHAINSAW ZOMBIE SLEEPOVER has everything a horror movie needs: violence and half-naked teenage girls! If you love Sci-Fi Horror Comedy, check out my T-Shirts!

Horror Movie – Easter Bunny

Posted: March 26, 2016 | Author: jarhumor | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: 1980s, 80s, art, b-movies, bunny, cartoon, creepy, cult movies, easter, funny, horror, Horror Movies, Humor, parody, scary, spoof, t-shirt, weird | Leave a comment

Like something out of a Cronenberg Sci-fi Horror movie comes the nightmare fuel that is Bug Bunny! GET THE T-SHIRT!

Could Robots Use Zombies Against Humans?

Posted: September 4, 2015 | Author: jarhumor | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: 1980s, 80s, art, Artwork, b-movies, bad movies, cartoon, comedy, comic, Comics, cult classic, cult movies, funny, horror, Horror Movies, Humor, lol, movie, movies, parody, spoof, undead, walking dead, zombie, zombies | 1 Comment

My favorite “of the dead” Romero flick is DAY OF THE DEAD. In the film, mad scientist Dr. Logan or “Frankenstein” attempts to domesticate a zombie named Bub by letting him listen to Starlord’s Awesome Mixtape #1. This undead domestication leads to the zombie movie FIDO being made.

Get this zombie art on a T-Shirt!

ZOMBIE FACT: if you play music in the presence of a zombie it will cease moaning out for “BRAINS!!!!” …and instead proclaim, “Hot damn, that’s my jam.”

I love zombies that talk, but off-the-top of my head, I can only think of three movies with talking zombies: THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD, NIGHT OF THE COMET, and that Vincent Price flick, THE LAST MAN ON EARTH. So, question…

What are some other talking zombie movies? Also, are THE RETURN OF LIVING DEAD sequels worth checking out? (I haven’t seen them… I know, I’m a horrible person.)

Oh, yeah… “Could robots use zombies against humans?” Yeah, I guess. More Robot Talk.

Science Dinosaur

Posted: June 16, 2015 | Author: jarhumor | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: crazy, cyber, cyberpunk, cyborg, dinosaur, future, Geek, hack, hacker, jurassic park, Jurassic world, mad, mecha, Nerd, punk, raptor, robot, scifi, steampunk, syfy, t-rex, tech, trex | 1 Comment

You Maniacs! You used science to give a T-Rex robot vision! And I guess this art suggests it can also project its thoughts into our head! GET THE T-SHIRT!

Jurassic World felt very real at times, like when those kids didn’t find Jimmy Fallon funny.

— James A. Roberson (@jarhumor) June 15, 2015

William Castle is my Mentor

Posted: April 15, 2015 | Author: jarhumor | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: 1950s, art, b-movies, book, Comics, Comicstrips, horror, movies, retro, William Castle | Leave a comment

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I’ve been reading William Castle’s Step Right Up I’m Gonna Scare the Pants Off America. It’s an amazing autobiography. The man was a genius at promoting his work and a master showman.

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